With a mental Rolodex like Martin Tupper, my odd and ordinary experiences become relevant when least expected. Some make sense, others seem to have no connection at all. I'd be glad to elaborate on these if you'd like!

• If you go to work dressed up like Captain Kirk, you'll get the captain's chair.
• To be an effective leader, it helps to have learned how to follow.
• If you're talking, you're not listening.
• The best things in life are FREE (while supplies last).
• They laughed when I strapped on the accordion but when I started to play!
• Someday, your subordinate will be your boss, your client or your spouse.
• Prepaid phone cards, like cigarettes, are a commodity in the big house.
In Advertising, you're not selling the steak, you're selling the sizzle.
In Promotions, buy 3 sizzles and get a FREE oven mitt!
Dress only one level above the audience you are addressing.
Direct Response rates increase with the word "you" in the offer. It also helps to print the right phone number.
Spell checker will never catch "Tear Hear To Open".
Polar bear fur is hollow, retaining body heat while wicking out sweat.
My 5-yr old son will have a new-found connection to me once he has a child. For now, he can just pull my finger.
   
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